Yes, now you can enjoy Craptastic in the physical world thanks to CafePress. Just find the item you want and click "Buy at CafePress" button. Instantly, you'll be whisked away to the CafePress site where you can complete your transaction. Order now and be the coolest kid on the block. Don't forget to get a T-Shirt.

NEW! Craptastic Man Clock
There's always time for crap.

$12.99 US each Product Information

Craptastic Prized Pig Clock
Let our Prized Pig tell the time for you. Looks great on walls and larders.

Price $12.99 US each Product Information

NEW! Crap Man & Pig 11 Ounce Mug
The perfect mug to greet you every morning

$11.99 US each

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The Original Craptastic Mugs
Enjoy a cup of Crap in this beautiful, 11 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mug. One side has the loverly Big Craptastic C while the other has the Craptastic logo and URL.
 

$11.99 US each  

NEW! Craptastic Man Mousepad
Ensures that all your computer work is Craptastic.

$11.99 US each Product Information

Mouse Pads
Run your mouse over some Crap! This standard sized, premium cloth covered mousepad features the Craptastic C as well as some possible uses for Mactac taken from the Blue Ramona Mactac box. We thought about using the actual pattern but why do that when you could use real mactac to get the same effect.

$11.99 US each  

Tote Bag
Need to haul crap? Here's your solution - a Craptastic canvas tote bag featuring the Blue Ramona design on one side and the Craptastic Big C on the other. Who could ask for anything more?

 
$13.99 US each  

Ball Cap
Keep that bald spot hidden with a Craptastic Microfiber Cap (whatever microfiber is). Can also be worn backwards to simulate a "cool frat-boy look" if so desired.

$13.99 US each

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