An ongoing log mainly concerned with the bowel movements of small mammals - or so it seems.
To all romantics and/or maybe stalkers.
Are you in need of a new mode of expression this Valentine's Day? Something that screams, "My pants are getting tighter thinking about you" but at the same time suggests, "[Bastard/bitch] you gouged my heart out with a rusty spoon". Or maybe you're looking for something as subtle as "Fuck you motherfucker Hallmark holiday". Well look no further because romance is alive and well here at Craptastic. Behold patrons of Eros! It's the Craptastic Valentine Lovefest card free for downloading. A card so enfused with the arts of seduction that you'll feel like you're reliving a special episode of Blossom or maybe Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire. We've sort of forgotten which one.
Anyhoo, the card is formatted for Avery Note Cards in both horizontal and vertical layout. The inside is left pristine so you can release your inner cupid. So get it. Get it now! But worry not all you negligent paramours. Craptastic will be waiting here to bail you out the evening of Feb 14 with that special craptastic message of love.
Labels: card, craptastic valentine, eros, hearts, love, romance, skull, valentine, valentine card
