You had to know i'd post something like this.

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Where are the Juul Haalmeyer Dancers when you need them? Oh they're over here. Man this rivals Sgt Pepper with the Bee Gees in sheer horridness. Also proving that Rolling Stone magazine was lame even in the 70s. Hang in till end because the Kissinger/Nixon bit is totally worth it.

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Regardless of what any of our clients may say, finally getting Cat Party and Dog Party set as ringers on my new phone is the crowning achievement of yesterday. Telus doesn't make it easy to bypass their crappy ringers but was able to finangle a way around them with BitPim. BOOOSH!

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Oooooo I do need a couple new tees

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Giving new meaning to Swedish massage, Swedish Man Convicted Of Bicycle Molestation

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Iceman + Cheap Trick
Where my fascination with the Iceman started, and it had nothing to do with Kiss.

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One of the joys of springtime in Calgary is the 20°C swings in temperatures which always makes the proper clothes selection for the day a tricky chore. Luckily when it heats up like it did today, the city is treated to some fine Randy-like shirtlessness by some of the finer physical specimens in town. Those first flashes of a pure white beer gut is like the return of the Canada Geese from the south or the first sign of gopher road kill of spring. Always eager to exhibit the profits of their winter exercise program of cheeseburger eating, often the best displays of the Randy-gut can be spotted while driving through some of the more upscale areas of Bowness, Ogden, the East Village, or Forest Lawn.

Labels: randy gut, shirtless, Trailer Park Boys

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My Bloody Valentine Finally Coming Back To The States
Is this for real? My Bloody Valentine are playing again? Can they please play somewhere closer to me?

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Fresh as a newly dropped cowpatty, I've added a new site to the Craptastic media empire. Pirate Cow is up and broadcasting. In keeping with the Craptastic brand, quality is job number 4 or 5.

Labels: cow, launch, moo, pirate cow

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6 words
Liisa tagged me to contribute to the this "describe my life in six words meme". Took me a while to think of something that equalled 6 words. I mean there's lots of shorter descriptions i could throw out there like "consistently inconsistent","results may vary" or even "Douchbaggery-R-Us". But all are less than six words. So after much deliberation I settled on
"Richie Cunningham with a black heart"

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Discovered that Moleskine has started to produce city notebooks with maps and info for major cities. Hopefully they'll have the Tokyo one out before i leave. Spidersenses tingling that it may be of use on the trip.

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Honest Abe
Giving America just what it wants. A viable candidate. Someone free from corruption. A visionary who speaks to the common man...So with a rushed Photoshopped poster, we are pleased to present Abe Schmoigle for president.

That's right. Abe Schmoigle. Pulling your pork America. Would you trust your pork in anyone else's hands?

Possible running mate of Great Mazinga yet to be confirmed.

Labels: Abe Schmoigle, elect Abe. Pulled Pork, election, president

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