Honest Abe
Giving America just what it wants. A viable candidate. Someone free from corruption. A visionary who speaks to the common man...So with a rushed Photoshopped poster, we are pleased to present Abe Schmoigle for president.

That's right. Abe Schmoigle. Pulling your pork America. Would you trust your pork in anyone else's hands?

Possible running mate of Great Mazinga yet to be confirmed.

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