I have to pee real bad but the conference call is going to start any minute.

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Cockpits! Booby Traps! DVD comes out tomorrow. New season suppose to be happening this summer.

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For no real reason, I decided my porn name would be Oliver Longdagger.

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I love triathletes on their $6000 hi tech carbon-fibre bikes. Well actually I really love triathletes on their $6000 hi tech carbon-fibre bikes getting blown off my wheel as soon the road gets as steep as maybe a driveway. And shave your fucking legs too.

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5-Hour Energy my ass. Their claim that there's no crash after drinking it is about the only true claim because this was truly disappointing for an energy drink - not even a caffeine buzz. Damn. Can't say I noticed any difference in energy levels before, during, or after my ride. Not even the Niacin Flush they have on their warning.

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trying to find some new pants for office attire. Most pairs I've run into have way too much polyester content or look like something an old man would wear to Co-op and loose control of his bowels in. The only thing missing is the crap stain.

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Okay I'm bored, completely unfocused, still fighting Revenue Canada these days.... and there's always that other thing.....Anyway, feeling creatively bankrupt because I've done so many corporate sites in the last two years, haven't done anything creative in a while, and even this site seems to be sadly neglected of suitable crap. So I noticed that John K was stepping people through the Preston Blair book on animation - that is until he gave up on it...But to the point (see I'm rambling)... haven't looked at this book for years (maybe decades now) plus my drawing skills suck so bad these days so i decided to go through the lessons just for the practice and getting back to basics.

I love that John K rants about people spending $100000 on animation courses that are being offered and coming out of them with no skills. Everytime I turn on the TV these days there's always a commercial from another school offering computer animation. It's like Sally Struthers has become the Dean of every post secondary institution in North America

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I didn't win the lotto tonight but I found a big pile of cat poo under the couch!

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Chocolate Milk the new sports recovery drink. Screw Gatorade.

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Up With Grups - The Ascendant Breed of Grown-Ups Who Are Redefining Adulthood
Read it. Be wary. Glad they didn't mention anything about wearing monkey T-shirts so I think I'm safe.
Via babayaga

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Value Village Pastel Portaits
Was going to hang this in the office to freak out people but it's creeping me out too much. I'm wondering are these two kids still around? What are they doing? Are they still as creepy looking? Were they the offspring of a Nazi eugenetics experiment?

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There's nothing more painful than doing media training. Watching video of yourself trying to speak and how you fuck up. blah. I was told I have a great smile that brings energy to a room. Oh but it hides my heart of coal...

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There's many reasons I hate Quark. But today I really hate Quark. The only reason I was upgrading at all was to have a copy on hand for the odd file that came through the door - otherwise I'd ignore its existence. So let's go through the suckage:

• They send a big box with a double CD set rolling loosely inside - no manual or installation instructions just two CDs and the validation code. Why bother with the huge ass box? Just set the CDs. Probably save you and me money on shipping.
• Side note to this: they won't let you download the app. You have to get it shipped. Why? don't ask me. Every other software company has caught on to downloading except Quark
• 2 CDs - one is 6 the other is an updated to 6.5?????? Why not a single disc with 6.5 since it's the latest version and what I ordered. Why step me through installing an older version then upgrading it?
• Fine I'll do it your way Quark...
• Wait. The Verification code you sent doesn't work...
• Serial number you sent doesn't work...
• Browse to older version on system doesn't work...
• All our previous serials don't work either...
• So I can't install this at all

Thanks Quark. Love how you continue to alienate potential customers. See that you've also changed your logo again after your last mess-up. The only positive is that the customer server rep I dealt with was great.

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A great way to spend the evening is hosing down the backside of a feline with the shower after she spent an hour and a half shitting everywhere in the apartment.

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damn it's back up before i could download all that porn

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Heee heeheeee looks like the firewall is down in the office.

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Cult Jordan

I can't wait till 80s white longjohns some back in fashion. And I've been waiting decades for someone to match Ian Astbury's amazing air Jordan feat of maybe 10inches of vertical on this jump.

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New wireless router setup in the apartment so I can compute on the balcony or bedroom. Thinking maybe the next time the neighbours do their 5 minute nasty at 2am, I'll start surfin porn so I can yell some suggestions through the wall.

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