An ongoing log mainly concerned with the bowel movements of small mammals - or so it seems.

So today I was thinking about creepy songs. And possibly one of the creepiest songs ever has to be "
You've Never Been This Far Before" by Conway Twitty. At the very least, its too much information about the sex life of this toad with a whiteman afro deflowering an underage groupie. At the worse, it sounds like a rapist about to molest some poor woman especially when he starts into the "bow bow bow's" after lines like "And I can feel your body tremble as you wonder what this moment holds in store". Yeah, ick value through the roof. Maybe he was reminiscing to his role in
Sex Kittens Go to College.