Getty Images I love you. I love that you sent Revenue Canada a T4 for money I never earned in the 2002 fiscal year - guess you forgot I was laid off by you in 2001 and was unemployed for the majority of 2002. I love that you never sent the same T4 to me so would have been able to fight this income tax problem in 2002. I love that you've kept up the same quality HR standards I remember as an employee by not returning any calls or emails so I can sort out this mess. You truly are a classy company. Obviously all the bad karma I acquired during my stay with you has come back to haunt me.

Now I'm off to the unemployment office to see if they can give me documentation that I was unemployed for the majority of 2002 and therefore couldn't possibly have done any work for Getty. It'll probably still mean nothing to Revenue Canada.

I'm so screwed