Let's see. Didn't watch any of the movies nominated because none of them interested me. Only watching for Jon Stewart. Thank god no Whoopie or Robin Williams. My quick round take

• Reese - I've always hated you, Keira I hate you just as much
• Charlize has a pillow on her shoulder.
• Robert Altman - always felt you were over rated.
• Capote - wish this was a movie more about Capotes life than just the In Cold Blood stuff.
• Glad Hoffman won though
• Was Lauren Bacall drunk or just old?
• Clooney? Why do people like this guy so much?
• Reese - I hate you even more after your speech
• Terrance Howard - be thankful you didn't win because you've been saved from Snow Dogs 2 Electric Boogaloo
• All in all lack luster like every other Oscars - aka the celebration of mediocrity