It's the pick up system no girl can resist!. Yes 70s hipster doofuses, it's the audio version of How to Pick Up Girls on vinyl. Check out how to pick up groovy chicks with these classy samples of the The Street Pickup and the The Clothing Store Pickup. Looking for more? Amazon offers the updated version in paperback. Judging from the classic lines in the samples, it no doubt it expains how to get rohypnol into drinks.

As a side note, the author Eric Weber, is rumoured to have come up with the "Be a Pepper" campaign for Dr. Pepper which kind of kills the flavour.