What's behind the secret door in the men's room?



Just some wires I guess

Hey it's Oscar time. I'd like to take this opportunity to lobby the committee to ban any appearance of Robin Williams or Whoopie Goldberg from all media. I'd add Billy Crystal to that but because he made fun of Robin Williams the last time he hosted, he gets a lifetime achievement award. I'd also like to lobby a nomination ban on any roles where putting on an accent is involved or the role of a hooker is played (even one with a heart of gold), or any movie that changes the name of a book to something that sounds like it came from a middle management meeting. While I'm at it, I'd like to lobby for a lifetime nomination ban on any actor who takes an Oscar-baiting role of a mentally or physically challenged character.

And I really would like to hear these speeches

And then I defragged. And then I reset permissions. And then I updated prebinding. And then I deleted any file starting with AdobeFnt ending in .lst. My life is so extraordinary.

Thanks to Liisa my cellphone is decked out in the latest Japanese phone fashion

and he took out the magical shoes...

And PHP saves the day.

A handy app in case you're ever in need of a custom BootCD for OSX.

Why is my solution so easy and basic in PHP and so convoluted and nonsensical in ASP? Oh yeah Microsoft is responsible for ASP.

Screw you Perl. Screw you Java. I'm just going to drink coffee all day and forget you existed.

For our weekly recurring informal group presentation thingy at work, i had the misfortune to draw "Satchmo" as my topic to speak on. Nothing I like talking about more than musical sacred cows. I wish I could find a copy of Joe Queenan's article "Jazz Sucks" from Spy Magazine. Honestly I used to listen to a lot of jazz but for the most part can't anymore mainly because of hardcore jazz fans and their endless lecturing on jazz facts. It sort of takes all the fun out of the music and reduces it to the equivilent of endless harping on baseball stats.

In other sacred cow news, stumbled onto this analysis of some rock sacred cows in the Guardian Unlimited while searching for filler content - Don't believe the hype

Jane Fonda fashion. It's time to feel the burn! Your guide to going 80's. I've been wondering when leg warmers would make a full comeback.

In an effort save a few dollars and avoid the synthetic oil they call office coffee, I bought a Thermos. I opted for the thin stainless "Steely Dan" dildo model that Thermos branded with a reference to a condom. Hygene is very important when dealing with a thermos.

Bruno Gerussi, Sex Engine.
This should have been up much sooner, but got side tracked with all the projects going on. Anyhoo, It's a copy of Celebrity Cooks that Mike at Swankola.com was so generous to donate to me. If you happen to stop in at Swankola check out this cool item.

This is supposed to be a tough year for the Horse and judging from the insanely stupid e-mails I've recieved this morning it's definitely starting with one foot in the bath tub and the other on a bar of soap.

Wooohooo I'm up to 2 friends at Audioscrobbler

You want a frickin' beating heart? I'll give you a beating heart

This calendar makes it look like it must be tough to make any decision in Japan.

There are certain phrases from clients that fill me with dread. One is "HTML e-mail".

I've got this great idea! I'll add red

You know what that one needs...more red. And the second, that needs more red too. Third one, really like all the red in it.