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Friday, December 30, 2005


One thing about not being able to sleep is watching all the new infomercials. Like the new Q Link Golf pendant. Wearing it will allow you to concentrate more and reduce stress for those big putts. More like, proof that golfers will buy any piece of shit as long as it's expensive and has some remote connection to golf. Which reminds me, I need someone to market my invention of golf rocks. They'll balance a golfer's swing if put in the proper pocket. But not just any rocks will work - only my specially polished rocks that I've pick up on the side of the road will work. They've been selected for their mineral content and are your's for the introductory price of $150 US per rock. For an extra $30 I'll throw in an instructional DVD on how to insert them into a pocket.
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