The new marketing audience - the almost dead
 
Have you pre-paid your funeral?
errrr no I thought I'd pay my mortgage first
 
Are you aware you can prepay your funeral on a monthly basis?
Sweeeeet!
why buy groceries when I can buy a casket instead. Kind of like a macabre diet plan
 
How much might you expect to pay for a funeral? $1000-$2000, $2000-$4000, $4000-$6000, $6000-$8000, $8000-$10 000, Over $10 000
Seeing as I'd be dead at the time of the decision, I don't expect to pay anything
 
Does your family have a preference for a specific funeral home?
Does donating your body to McDonald's for meat processing count?

I seem to get one of these a week. The funeral home vultures must lurk around this place, constantly drooling over all the lukewarm elderly bodies that live in the complex.