Saturday night. What better than to spend it chasing a cat that's trying and failing to take a dump in the litter box. Then watching her hyperventilate because of the strain of trying to pass all the fecal matter she's stored up. Then cleaning up all the runny poo she didn't get in the box and the puke that came out the other end from the stress. Such a romantic life it is - it has all the trappings of great teen movie starring Leif Garrett.