Damn you Shaw. Fix my cable and internet connection.

As per a topic of discussion over lunch, corned beef sushi has already been attempted.

Damn. Dental doesn't kick in for a year at this place.

He's big in Germany.

Booger got me a new cycling jersey. It's a limited run jersey for a non-existent team. It has the logo of the bike shop across the street that I never shop at because they're mostly asses. And I've been told that it was originally designed for nobody-cyclists who don't really give a shit. For all these reasons I can't refuse wearing it. Cycling-Posers-R-Us whooot!

Partridge Family come back. They could roll it into a cross over with 7th Heaven because there was that episode where Laurie was seeing that guy who was becoming a minister.

Hope they got a new manager too. Reuben always seemed to be booking them into gigs that amounted to dinner theatre or bar mitzvahs

Hey mister fat private investigator parked outside my window. Who you spying on?

Watched the entire 6 DVD set of Pink Panther movies this weekend. Brings back thoughts of the Le Car Turbos and old Fiats

They included the Trail of the Pink Panther. Wonder why they left out the Curse of the Pink Panther starring the father of TV's Blossom. Remember that very special episode of Blossom when Melissa Manchester appeared as Blossom's dead mom? Or the one where Blossom ran away because Anna Devane/Scorpio/Lavery/Hayward moved in? Oh they were all very special episodes weren't they.

Once again hunting for office clothes. Once again coming home with the opposite. This time red patterned Chuck T's.

Who's the ass that can't wait 5 minutes before emptying my clothes from the washer?

Wow the tax round up was bad but not nearly as bad as i expected. Better get my passport done and skip to Brazil while the gettings good.

Trying to fill out the papers for a new passport. Man my signature gets worse and worse every year. Getting to the point that I might as well sign everything with a big X.

There's something besides Jessica Simpson's stupidity that fills me with revulsion and I couldn't put my finger on it. So for lack of anything better, I decided it's her serverely overcarved Barbie face with the missing space between her top lip and nose.

mmmmmm Stroopwaffels...

Antoine de Saint-Exupery's missing plane finally found.

Get chicken the way you want it. Subservient Chicken

The "Brief Safe" from Shomer-Tec. Yeah I guess that would probably work.

New Richard Cheese CD coming out at the end of the month.

Bangkok, Oriental setting
This always happens. Go looking for acceptable office clothes and come home with something completely different. But can you really resist a track jacket that immediately makes you sing One Night in Bangkok?

they are a MASTER of the English language! Time yours necessarily perfect English n'est, vocês n'êtes grammatical as not necessarily still more right to the each American has always the sector for l'amélioration...

How grammatically sound are you?

Huge news from Sweden. Gunde Svan takes over as host of Bingolotto. Win a ham and a dinner for 2 at the Old Spaghetti factory from an olympic goldmedalist.

Oh that many ways...

Thank god March is over. Now how many ways I can fuck up April.

Nimrod senses tingling. My City Nimrod theme of Marvel comic trademark infractions continues with the arrival of a Spidey flask courtesy of Mike.

It's not really the first morning of a new month unless a cat pukes beside the bed to welcome it in.