If I had a feral goat, I'd name it Mingo.

Someone's big and old.

It's pretty sad when you start thinking -26 feels so much warmer.

Two legendary cops

To everyone that said "who needs heated seats in their car?". Who's laughing now. Haaahahhahahahahaa.

Sometimes you play with the simplest things and you accidently make something that hypnotizes yourself

Just going through some old images on my system.

A&E were showing an Animal House revisited type show the other day. How come they never show a Krull revisited type show. And from there do an analysis of why Liam Neeson doesn't die soon enough in any movie he's in.

A very long day of being here and there and people asking me the samething over and over. Thanks for the interest folks, but I'm doing okay.

If you were out around 5 this morning you would have seen a fantastic display of the northern lights.

Your life might be busier and more chaotic than you expect, so you must refrain yourself from visiting the sick or attending funerals

That's right sickos, stay away from me.

Wow 2 years after submitting a resume to a recruitment place they actually decide to contact me. Fantastic service folks.

Ideal for:
:: Football clubs :: Sports clubs :: Stadiums
:: Fanclubs :: Fan bars :: Bars
:: Discotheques :: Hotels :: Restaurants
:: Airports :: Train stations :: Camping sites
:: Beer gardens :: and many others.

January. Can't wait to leave you behind. You're getting really weird.

So besides being kind of a bore, the new Battlestar Galactica raised a couple questions. Like will the new female Starbuck be trying to get into the pants of Athena or Cassiopeia? How come the Cylons aren't wearing CCM hockey gloves - did they sign a new endorsment deal with Nike? Where's the Cylon with all christmas lights on his head? And when are they going to get to that ice planet with Britt Ekland?

Shag Island. There's a whole marketing angle for tourism they could take on this. Maybe even a reality show set there.

My idea of business development? Move the office closer to a good 7-11. Good quality Slurpees make me more productive.

Wonder if I can make the right decision on this. The clothes though. The clothes.

Bet if I get the right mix of cold medication, Slurpee, and Pop Rocks I could write some breathtaking fanfiction for She's the Sheriff.

Acid trip drawing, a US gov experiment.

That's right play safe. Wait to check out one last store in town before ordering those new shoes. Then find that the time it takes to get to the store and back that the size you need is no longer available. Now soothe self by saying those really weren't the colour you really wanted anyway.

sleep for half an hour, have intensely insane dream, wake up thinking have slept 6 hours, blow mucous for half an hour, repeat 4 times. give up at 4am when neighbours begin their classic rock morning rotation with Buffalo Springfield and Dr. Hook. As if I wasn't sick enough.

So much phlegm. So little time.

Cold medication and Lynx.

In case you're wondering Shields & Yarnell have reunited.

mmmm that lovely feeling of gummy eyes combined with a wad of mucous creeping down the back of the sinus cavity towards the throat. No wonder I've felt like shit all week long.

Full moons and chinooks make my head feel like exploding.

Perfect for business meetings.

Lunch today:

• 1 small bag of Twizzlers
• 2nd small bag of Twizzlers
• 1 Icy Square
• 2 shell shaped chocolates
• 1 cup of coffee

Check it with Richard Simmons' FoodMover Deluxe and you'll see that it's a very healthy meal.

oh my oh my oh my oh my I think a bullet just whistled past my head. New battery and a sensor are all that's needed but otherwise the engine seems to be 100% according to the mechanic. Thought for sure that the engine was complete toast so I'll take the hit to get it fixed and count my blessings. Of course this still doesn't explain where the oil disappeared to - not that many kms since last oil job, didn't seem to be burning oil, and they can't find any leaks. Was it frozen in a big blob somewhere else in the engine? Did the Hamburglar steal it to make fries?

So far new battery needed. Waiting for the call that says new engine needed.

Happy New Year! Car is screwed need it towed for servicing.

Last day of holiday break and the first half is spent waiting for AMA to show up and jump start the car.

Watching the cast commentary of the Two Towers really makes you realise how much you wish Sean Astin would shut the fuck up.

From one of the first junks mails of the new year:

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prissy allege wooden avalanche alcmena pastime alway ascription ira terminus borderline perceptive spoke klan catalyst anus cannabis jitter cabbage
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juicy fun oregano wallboard lesson chantilly insurgent dud barr calgary ut croon nasturtium zeroes dihedral callous chaparral linden procreate

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.