I was making a turkey sandwich for my brother's pal, and he told me about this psuedo-swedish guy who keeps getting older around this time of the year.

Maybe I'm obsessed with all things Brak, but I'm sure he's the inspiration for these guys in the Two Towers.

If someone wants to pay my expenses to the Bloggies I'll wear one of these outfits to the awards presentation.

I bet everyone was wondering where they could get a Mr. PG icon for their computer. Well look no further.

Mac OS-X Mac Universal Win XP

Hey fast food chains, keep fattening up those kiddies
Are they starting to make kids' clothes bigger because of all the recent hype about how overwieght everyone is becoming? Or have I started to shrink? A boys XL shirt in some brands fits me like a men's medium. It's like discovering a whole new section to shop in. Wonder how the underwear fits...saw some with firetrucks and dinosaurs I kind of liked...

Everyone has a spare aircraft laying around their bedroom. So why not train at home in your spare time for your career diploma in Aircraft Mechanics.

There is a Veggie Haggis. Thanks Joanne!

Ingredients for Haggis
1 sheep's bag and pluck (heart, liver, windpipe & lungs)
1/4 lb. Suet
4 medium sized onions (blanched)
1/2 lb. oatmeal
2-4 tablespoons salt
1 teaspoonful pepper
1 teaspoonful powdered herbs

I don't think there's a vegetarian version of this recipe

Sleep paralysis strikes again. This time was it was having sleep paralysis within a dream about sleeping so it was my sleeping body that was paralyzed while a ghost or something tried to drag me from my bed which also made my real body paralyzed. So it was double paralysis. Did that make any sense?

Hey there hairless humanoid. Welcome home, let me show you how much I missed you by puking in your shoe.

Never liked those shoes anyway.

Watch it on the 6th and top stairs. There's cat puke there too.

Somehow I managed to get nominated for an award. Thanks to whoever nominated me. I'm amazed that anybody even comes to this site.

I could have gotten up at 3:30 to clean up all the puddles of cat puke. But I declined and did a slalom on my tiptoes in the morning.

Thank god for heated car seats.

Jem is her name,
No one else is the same,
Jem is her name,
Jem!

Massive purging was done today. A 250MB PC hard drive was spiked today. The dump was visited today. Dr Pepper Slurpees were purchased today. Interacted with a total of 2 humans in person today.

This site has been moving like molasses these days.

Hey, pay attention to me, I'm talking to shadows on the ceiling.

It's 4:30 am. I've already watched 3 hours of TV and made muffins. It was so early when I got up that the cats didn't even bother to greet me at their food dish. The gym opens at 6 - maybe I'll go for a drive and be first in line at the door. This year doesn't seem to have gotten off to a stellar start.

El Toro Gourmet Meats - Online Meat-of-the-Month Drawing

Anybody need the gutted shell of an old biege G3?

Hey new equipment at the fitness centre. Hey same people at the fitness centre.

There's an old song that goes with this picture. But there's only about 3 people in the world that will understand the humour.

Always two there are. His Blueness's twirling apprentice has finally returned.

Dennis Cole, the actors's actor.

What an odd place to end up at for a meeting. My life definitely feels like it's hit the Recorso.

Now to wait and see....

Now for the $65 fee.

Another great collection of Thrift Store Art.

I'll be playing the coveted role of man in tan Columbo jacket walking briskly.

Ghost Expeditions I and II are currently on Hiatus.

Maybe it's all the applications or the fear of seeing papers for income tax - have that feeling I'd like to disappear and start over again.
Chowie Jaurez, that's my name
That name again is Chowie Jaurez

Today my Employment Insurance claim officially runs out. To everyone who said "you won't have any trouble finding a job" a year ago, I spit in your shoes and say, "Would you like your venti cappuccino made with skim milk?"

Hi. I'm a dumb ass cat. Let me ring in the new year by looking at the ceiling corner and howling all morning.