Imagine if you will...Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" sung in high flasetto, badly off-key, echoing through a domed enclosure.

In case you thought his backward skating Blueness was a figment of the imagination...

Have no idea how good the SpiderMan Movie will be but casting Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin is brilliant.

The most naturally occurring "peanut butter"...
It wasn't my imagination. The Koogle Monster did exist.

When the Blue Blur sings with his headphones on he sounds like a ghost on Scooby-Doo.

Taxes taxes taxes. In the midst of organizing this year's taxes, I finally got a letter back from the Revenue people about what they thought of my accountant's re-assessment of their re-assessment of last year's tax return. Looks like they agreed with my accountant. However, I did notice that they managed to wait 3 months before getting back to me with the results - enabling them to charge more interest on the smaller amount I now owe. Masters of rats...

Took all my papery stuff for taxes to get figured out. Did I mention the accountant who does my taxes looks like Betty White?

Maybe someone's already asked this question but...
 
Separated at birth?

Doofus from Monkees

Doofus from Sum 41

I ate too much.

Krautrock

I'd like to institute a Hollywood standard for naming sequel movies. Electric Boogaloo should always be added to the title because it sounds way better. Observe:

• A Beautiful Mind 2: Electric Boogaloo
• We Were Soldiers 2: Electric Boogaloo
• In the Bedroom 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Boogaloo

Just found a letter from "Human Development" in my mailbox. Seems that they want to interogate me about my unemployment claim. Human Development - sounds a bit like a covert government run genetics experiment.
 
Funny, this week was also the first time they even gave me money after filing 2 and half months ago. And the amount they paid me probably wasn't even a 10th of what they're going to gouge out of me with income tax next week. So it's not like they're losing money.

Now there's something you don't find everyday. The Solid Gold Dancers AND Madam

They've also some sound investment information.

Moments of decisions - housecoat or pants.

The Experiment: give cats a treat from dry food they eat every fucking day.
The Result: One cat refusing to eat it because the other touched it. The other inhaling it then blowing chunks all over the house.

Tonight I saw what appeared to be a swift fox chasing a rabbit through the streets by Value Village. Or maybe it was a midget coyote.

I found $20 in some jeans!

Update
For those who doubt or are to young to understand the potential eeewwww factor, may I present a mullet pic from Mullets Galore

While buying a fresh supply of Super Nibs and razors at the local London Drugs store I noticed the cashier's name tag and wondered where it possibly could have come from. Judging by age of the girl, overblown Led Zeppelin orchestration surely must have something to do with it. Then the image of head bangers way back in early 80s highschool flashed in my head....eeewwwwwwww.

Because of that great recurring sequence of skipping rope and training to fight the Werewolf of Devil's Creek and then the whole episode of the Great Bluegrass Mountain Race, Ali is a shoe-in for an Oscar.

And don't eat yellow snow either...

Spent most of the day going through all my receipts and stuff for taxes. Nothing quite fills the senses with the same dread. And don't forget to sharpen your knives tonight...the Ides are coming.

Finally. Some stirrings.

On a different topic:
There's certain fashion styles that should never be imitated. The Garth Brooks look is one of them.
 
Oh and lest you forget about Chris Gaines. He's the son of an Olympic swim team coach and a champion swimmer from Brisbane Australia.

I'd love a scooter this colour. And I know where I where I could track down an old BC Tel hard hat that sort of matches.

How come nobody told me Esquivel died in January? Damn...

Napoleon, the Pharaohs, Greek philosophers and Chinese herbalists - all have enjoyed the taste of liquorice.

His quidam signis atque haec exempla secuti esse apibus partem divinae mentis et haustus aetherios dixere; deum namque ire per omnes terrasque tractusque maris caelumque profundum; hinc pecudes, armenta, viros, genus omne ferarum, quemque sibi tenues nascentum arcessere vitas: scilicet huc reddi deinde ac resoluta referri omnia, nec morti esse locum, sed viva volari sideris in numerum atque alto succedere caelo.

From the lone web related job description forwarded by FlipDog today:

Primary Skills: You must be able to lift up to 45lbs

This week's spiritual guidance counsellor.

The cats were up to something while I was out. Also notice tin foil wrapping to deter clawing of chair.

Elvis needs boats
Elvis needs boats
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I dreamt last night of the next dance craze. Modelled after Dragonball Z or one of the many cheesy anime cartoons now on TV - it involves a lot of the posing done in the silly fight scenes.

Today's excitement:
Spotting former Calgary News Anchor buying porn mag at the airport news stand. Guess he's doing some investigative research.

My plan of winning the lotto failed again. So I have a new plan. I'm going to find some backwater town where there's hidden treasure and disguise myself as a ghost, mummy, or zombie to scare the townsfolk away. And I'll be ready for those meddling kids.

By wedging his fat carcass into a closet with his head against the wall, Pushkin can amplify his feline snoring throughout the house.