Excitement 1999. Today's thrill ride: washed dishes, went out for coffee, felt like vomiting coffee afterwards, put head on rabbit, vaccuumed mounds of cat hair off carpet, cleaned bathroom, rode bike, hated helmet, made cookies, didn't get pedal pulse taken, made muffins, ate muffin, gave cookies to John and Barbara, got new J.Seward Johnson, Jr. picture from John, laid on couch, got bored by Enterprise, drove till I figured out it was Buffalo Tom I had put in changer by mistake, ended up at Walmart, looked at moon. Did you see the moon tonight? Almost the right colour for some kind of ritual where I dance about in my special underwear and sacrifice the Olsen twins to a unusually large platypus with a razor sharp duck bill.

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Why is it that anytime I deal with Seattle I end up drained mentally and get 2 hours sleep. Is it because it seems like they're completely uninterested in doing any transition work concerning my position? That I have the constant feeling they'll screw me out of any severence package because when they take over the site and nothing gets updated properly I can be made the easiest scapegoat? Is it from all the double talk I hear instead of clear answers or any answer at all?

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Ah more logs from the cat that keeps on giving.

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Thought cleaning big gobs of cat puke would be a terrific way to start the day.

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I'm the brownish log
squeezed on your rug
watch your toes
or I'll give them a hug
 
Sometimes you never know where those cat logs are hiding.

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If Nick Cave got a face lift do you think he'd go for this kind of makeover?

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Oh Chubbies Chubbies Chubbies starts with C.

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One of the mildly disturbing yet mildly entertaining aspects of this is learning how bad my already bad memory will become when I get older. Was I supposed to phone somebody? Did I eat already? Did I take my vitamins this morning? I can't remember.

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Rabbits rabbits rabbits. Do they need wings too? Very tired tonight. Wish I wouldn't think about work when I'm not in the office. It just makes me nauseous. Wish I had some pussycat ears. I could wear them to bed. I could wear them on my bike. I could wear them at the Co-op getting milk. I could wear them pumping gas.

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Oh my god. They tried to brainwash Josie and turn her against the Pussycats.

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Downloading frenzy

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Considering the immense number of times she's saved all our asses and recieved zero recognition or credit for doing it, I hope this chance at freedom comes true.

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Nothing like starting the day with a cup of coffee that sort of tastes like nothing and cleaning cat shit.

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And it's Adam West's birthday today.

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Ever notice that somehow kleenex finds a way to hide in pockets of clothes being washed. Adding links for The Chubbies on the Links page while cats howl, run around, and dive into all my bill reciepts.

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It's me Mom's birthday today. Happy birthday!

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Kind of a nice day today. Managed to do a short walk without falling over. Hung around with cousin doing nothing in particular. Plotted more paper-mâché sculptures - i think rabbits and hogs will have to be made to go with greyhounds and monkeys. Plus more email from Jeannette of the Chubbies. One of those days where the little things make it a nice relaxing day even though Slurpees still taste funny. Tomorrow will surely be the exact opposite but hopefully it will be the only day this week I'll have to show up - according to Canadian work laws real holidays must be taken not injured or sick ones.

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Coffee tasting marginally better today.

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I got an unexpected email from Jeannette of the Chubbies today. Bet not everybody can say that. Me so lucky.

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Since I technically can't donate blood at the moment because of the my recent accident, I thought I'd post this link instead. Amazon has a page for the Red Cross Disaster Relief Fund. All donations go directly to the Red Cross to help victims. You can also go directly to the Red Cross site at http://www.redcross.org/.

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Started seeing reports of idiots attacking other US citizens who may or may not be of Middle Eastern descent today. Just because someone is muslim or "looks muslim" it doesn't make them responsible or even remotely support the small faction of terrorists who actually caused the crashes. East Indian women trying to shop at a mall in the States are not out to destroy the world for fuck sakes.

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Didn't fully know what was happening in the world yesterday till a little later than most. Makes the trivial things in life look even more meaningless.

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Today's find is Sparklehorse's new album. New weird sensation for the day is the sudden smell I have of french fries from the Rossland Arena at public skating as a kid - this happening while no food is being prepared anywhere near me.

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Brontë decided to take a big dump on the chair last night as well as the rug. Forcing me to wash things which seems to be sort of a Herculean effort at the moment. Pushkin tries to be bastard cat and chase her about adding to the subtle joy of the event.

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Large chunk of scab on shoulder flaked off today.

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Licorice tastes funny too - this is very unnatural.

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Coffee is tasting horrible these days - please taste better soon.

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Since I can't do much these days, I've spent some time watching neighbourhood landlords trying to fix things. There must be a law that if you're a landlord you try not to hire capable people and be rather useless while doing the work yourself. The landlord of the building next door does entertainingly bad work for frat-house rejects living there - eg. this week's making of a crappy fence-like addition which also includes the use of highly toxic leaking chemicals.

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Today's discovery:
Large bruise is now apparent on left side of neck as well as around ear. Some portions covered by hair.

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Problems of having mild head injuries: balance not that great, occasional headaches, inability to sleep normally, all fun plans on days off now caput, food consumption focused on the only things that seem to taste edible at the moment (buns, chocolate pudding, orange juice), thoughts of revamping site dropped completely, SlurpeeWAP development on hold, fat cats demanding to lay on sore body parts, and no biking (damnation). Have managed to add Twohander to the Links page. About time you got that going YETi.

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Okay I've managed to return home today after 3.5 days of attempting to recover. Thought I'd present some details:

	First off - the left ear. No longer spewing blood from brain tissue but still not fully healed or ability to hear correctly and provide normal balance.
Right shoulder blade featuring large scrape.	Right elbow with minor scrapes as well as bruised lump not showing up in this camera angle
Open wound on right buttock side which likes to stick to underwear.	Right knee with small road rash. Seems to have scabbed up nicely.

My nice Swiss jersey has pretty much been torn up. Bike seems to be okay but can't really do much of anything for a couple weeks yet.

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mmmm head injury making concentration very hard. Maybe tomorrow will have pictures of scabs.

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