Back home safely. The cats haven't killed each other and they haven't shit or puked anywhere I can see.
 
Simple rules for travelling: always have a book you *want* to read as opposed to one that you think you might enjoy; try to have a back up magazine with lots of articles (I prefer Q or Wired); hope that the hipster doofus gets seated somewhere away from you so you don't have to listen to his inane banter for the flight; keep essential items in your carry-on. My magical talisman for safe travelling is to have at least one Roxy Music recording with me. Don't ask, it's a long story. This trip - "Country Life" and "Stranded" saw me through.