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Monkey Brand Black Tooth Powder
Black powder to whiten your teeth? Somehow that doesn't seem to make much sense. Don't ask me what's inside the box - the package is so cool I don't want to break the seal. But if I was to guess I'd say it's pure monkey opium in a jar. Apparently, General Custer used some before he got himself killed at Little Bighorn. He obviously wanted to avoid worthless imitations to deodorise his mouth and so should you.


 



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